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Added by aNyango on January 20, 2017 at 17:49 — No Comments

Koffi Olomide and The Jerkyll & Hyde Syndrome: Talented Musician and a Violent Thug

There’s a WhatsApp joke making the rounds among Africans that goes like this:

What type of coffee does Kenya export?

The answer is “Koffi Olomide!

This may be hilarious, but the…

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Added by aNyango on August 6, 2016 at 22:30 — No Comments

Michelle Obama's 2016 DNC Speech Translated into Advanced B'mda Pidgin English

I thenkgh wanna all oo. [clap] I thenkgh wanna plenti. E hard me for think say na daso 8 yaas dong pass, singce I be foss kam for meeting hia, I kam beg wanna say, I beg wanna, voote for ma massa, voote yi for…

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Added by aNyango on July 28, 2016 at 0:00 — 1 Comment

How Africans Mercilessly Brutalized A "Hollywood Actress"

You may have missed it, the merciless brutalization of a Hollywood actress by Africans, or did you not? Well, in the fell clutch of circumstance, something else seismic and peculiarly putrid also happened. In a week when unspeakable barbarity broke into the “vagaries” of our complacency, shattering its vacant nothingness into a red hot midst of apocalyptic concerns, the…

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Added by aNyango on July 9, 2016 at 12:00 — No Comments

Ivanka Trump Accused of Theft: Like Father Like Daughter.

Italian shoe brand Aquazzura has put Ivanka Trump on blast, accusing her of  brazen daylight robbery. With eye-popping pictorial evidence the high end shoe designer called out the daughter of real estate mogul turned politician; Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump of shamelessly flogging fake footwear, after copying their  designs and making identical but inferior Chinese-made knockoffs.  In a scathing twitter post, the established…

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Added by aNyango on June 23, 2016 at 19:00 — 1 Comment

Muhammad Ali in Pictures -- Ali Bomaye

The Imperious Legend,  Witty Poet, The Trailblazer, Activist, The Joker, The Philosopher, The Freedom Fighter,  The Father,  The Lover, The Dandy, The Synergetic Humanitarian, The Magician, The Leader, The Man of Peace, The Inspirational Conscientious Objector in Pictures and some memorable quotes…

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Added by aNyango on June 9, 2016 at 21:30 — 9 Comments

Leave Brenda Biya Alone!

                   Miss Brenda Anastasie Eyenga Biya

There’s something particularly dementing when old men obsess over the vagaries of the life of an 18 year old girl, a girl, who could easily be of the same age as their granddaughter. It is deeply unsettling, when you read the vile opinions of men who seem…

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Added by aNyango on May 22, 2016 at 10:30 — No Comments

Why I Want Donald Trump To Win!

Mr Donald Trump

Any political bien pensant who ever followed my scribbles will be baffled as to why I, a leftist liberal and a raging democrat; usually scathingly critical of all things…

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Added by aNyango on March 20, 2016 at 19:30 — 2 Comments

Bad Romance: 3 Cameroonian Chicks & 1 Frenchman!

Wooh Cameroon!!

The absurd narrative you’re about to read is a non-fiction.…

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Added by aNyango on November 16, 2014 at 22:00 — No Comments

Cameroon National Anthem In Pidgin

[Sometimes Cameroonians sing the national anthem without feeling -- and it doesn't seem to resonate with them. It has become a blasé and meaningless chant sung during occasions of a national flavour but without fervour or conviction. Its meaning has been lost with time. So I decided to translate the country's anthem…

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Added by aNyango on September 28, 2014 at 10:00 — 1 Comment

Know Your Enemy: My Sunday SoapBox.

Know Your Enemy: My Sunday SoapBox.

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Added by aNyango on August 31, 2014 at 11:30 — No Comments

Feel The Heat -- Rattlesnakes!

Never play nice to a rattlesnake

Even when you think it’s dead,…

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Added by aNyango on August 16, 2014 at 10:30 — No Comments

The Endeley – Galega Story

The Endeley – Galega Story

[ Lifting the Lead on The Houseboy Myth, culled from:]

 The Cameroon Political Story by NN Mbile: Memories of an Authentic Eyewitness…

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Added by aNyango on August 9, 2014 at 15:10 — No Comments

Evading The Skeptics and the Scandal Mongers

The cosy…

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Added by aNyango on July 11, 2014 at 19:00 — No Comments

The Chilling Words of a Narcissistic Psychopath

These were chilling last words of a narcissistic psychopathic pipe-squeak with a god complex:-

For the crime of living a better life than me, I will destroy you..., I will have my revenge against humanity. Humanity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to…

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Added by aNyango on May 25, 2014 at 14:30 — No Comments

Hiding In Plain Sight: Boko Haram

The world has been spooked and left spellbound by the breathless spate of homicidal ferocity with which Nigeria’s vicious terrorist group; Boko Haram has imposed itself in that country, and successfully engraved its name on our global psyche, as a dominant force of terror. There is no logic to explain what provokes the fury, for such…

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Added by aNyango on May 23, 2014 at 12:30 — No Comments

How Long Is An Angel's Wing?

Indeed…

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Added by aNyango on May 23, 2014 at 8:30 — No Comments

Happy Birthday, Roger Milla

With Cameroon unfairly cheated out of a specific date of independence, its biggest National Day used to be the 20th of May. 20th of May 1972; an artificial day of no particular significance, plucked out of the ether by the then president Ahmadou Ahidjo, to commemorate his abolition of the federated system of government, has now become a day of…
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Added by aNyango on May 20, 2014 at 21:30 — No Comments

How to Cure Gossipers & Backstabbers Online: (Letter to a Young African.)

Dear Reader,…

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Added by aNyango on May 18, 2014 at 15:00 — No Comments

Drooling Old Pervert: FUCK THE HELL OFF!!

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Added by aNyango on May 16, 2014 at 20:00 — No Comments

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Class Act

Posted by aNyango on January 20, 2017 at 17:49

Muhammad Ali in Pictures -- Ali Bomaye

Posted by aNyango on June 9, 2016 at 21:30 — 9 Comments

Leave Brenda Biya Alone!

Posted by aNyango on May 22, 2016 at 10:30

Why I Want Donald Trump To Win!

Posted by aNyango on March 20, 2016 at 19:30 — 2 Comments

Bad Romance: 3 Cameroonian Chicks & 1 Frenchman!

Posted by aNyango on November 16, 2014 at 22:00

Cameroon National Anthem In Pidgin

Posted by aNyango on September 28, 2014 at 10:00 — 1 Comment

Know Your Enemy: My Sunday SoapBox.

Posted by aNyango on August 31, 2014 at 11:30

Feel The Heat -- Rattlesnakes!

Posted by aNyango on August 16, 2014 at 10:30

The Endeley – Galega Story

Posted by aNyango on August 9, 2014 at 15:10

Evading The Skeptics and the Scandal Mongers

Posted by aNyango on July 11, 2014 at 19:00

The Chilling Words of a Narcissistic Psychopath

Posted by aNyango on May 25, 2014 at 14:30

Hiding In Plain Sight: Boko Haram

Posted by aNyango on May 23, 2014 at 12:30

How Long Is An Angel's Wing?

Posted by aNyango on May 23, 2014 at 8:30

Happy Birthday, Roger Milla

Posted by aNyango on May 20, 2014 at 21:30

Drooling Old Pervert: FUCK THE HELL OFF!!

Posted by aNyango on May 16, 2014 at 20:00

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